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A Night of Artistic Fellatio

A Night of Artistic Fellatio (Photo credit: PinkMoose)

I got some more direction from Mistress regarding her declaration that I was to learn the fine art of fellatio.

She tasked me with finding a realistic dildo that can ejaculate.

There are really only two options, I discovered.

You can either go for quality, or go for realism.

If you want quality, the best ones seem to be put out by a company called Bad Dragon. As you might guess from the name, the dildos are modeled from the cocks of  fantasy creatures – dragons, werewolves, and sea creatures. According to the opinions I read, the ejaculating mechanism is the best quality you can currently buy. And the even have formulated their own brand of fake cum that everyone raves about.

Bad Dragon also has a very active user forum, with pictures!

For realism, you have four choices:

The Deep Derek Ejaculating Dildo
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The Thick Thomas Ejaculating Dildo,
The Lustful Leo Ejaculating Dildo, and
The Realistic Squirt Cock

The first three differ only in length and girth. The last one, The Realistic Squirt Cock, differs in that is looks the most real. And it uses a small plastic bulb and tubing to simulated the squirting. The other three have a hollow chamber at their base, and you just squeeze the balls to get the fake cum out.

For our play, I wanted the most realistic looking and feeling dildo, so I purchased The Realistic Squirt Cock, even though most people felt the squirting mechanism was cheaply made. I think I can fix it with something better, though.

I also bought the fake cum from Bad Dragon. The consistency of cum, it turns out, is difficult to simulate. There are lots of fake cum recipes online, but you have to be careful. If the fake cum has any kind of sugar it in, you can create an environment for yeast infections to blossom. And yes, men can get yeast infections too.

Everything should arrive next week. I’ll let you know how it goes…

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